Men, do you find it hard to control your sexual urges around table legs?
In Victorian times, it was believed that table legs had to be covered for the benefit of men and their sexual appetites. Apparently the legs of the table would send men into some kind of sexual rage. lol
Are there any just as ridiculous beliefs/things that happen in modern times?
This is just one of the things we discussed when I was studying for my degree in Sociology
Dr. Phil!! Shame on you! lol
I can’t say I find a table leg sexy at all. I mean sure, it’s usually smooth and it’s sometimes shiny. It can be well maintained and the way the tablecloth hangs down just enough to keep from showing it’s top is…a bit enticing. I mean, it does look like it wants to get caressed….
Seriously, I want to hump that table leg, but I can’t risk the thought of any kind of potential splinters. Plus it won’t respect me, I can see that by the way one it just sits there and never talks to me. Oh table how you tease me!
Quelarari: If the table didn’t want it’s legs humped, it wouldn’t have them on display with some Kenny G playing in the background a little potpourri. It’s begging for it!
Shaping Table Legs
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