If they were to commission the USS Obama would it just sink in dry dock?
I can imagine that project:
6 times over budget.
http://features.csmonitor.com/economyrebuild/2009/01/14/what-does-a-12-trillion-budget-deficit-look-like/
Bows to the left at every foreign port of call.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.positiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/obamabow420-420×0-400×323.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.positiveliberty.com/2009/05/obamas-bow.html&usg=__HACed0nqBdGoFd2yfhMWHiK_OEU=&h=323&w=400&sz=39&hl=en&start=7&um=1&tbnid=39RfbRGeaHH4VM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dobama%2Bbowing%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
Shoots marshmallows from the cannons after a 6 month delay.
Painted a pale yellow.
http://wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=96020
Energy from solar cells and bicycle powered generators and cow farts.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2274995/Cow-farts-collected-in-plastic-tank-for-global-warming-study.html
Goes on random trips all over the world, for no apparent reason.
Navigates itself, ignoring the captain and advisers.
Denies ever running aground no matter how obvious.
Has no lifeboats because of Titanic syndrome.
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/05/30/the-narcissistic-qualities-of-barack-obama/
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